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If you are having chest pains, you should see a doctor. It could be something serious.
Where were you in '77?
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 183
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Don’t worry, I went to a doctor last week. Looks like it’s just acid reflux.
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At least it isn’t heart trouble then!
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I just heard on the news that there people in California already in line for the Black Friday sales. They deserved to be b____ed about.
The stores deciding to open on Thanksgiving Day deserve to be b____ed about even more. I say boycott them.
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i have to work crowd management at my wal mart thanksgiving day. keeping people from physically fighting over wash rags (true story btw)… what a holiday. christmas is the only day a year wal mart does close and people in town always bitch about us getting that one holiday.
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People have been camping out at Best Buy for Black Friday specials out here going back several years. Nothing new there.
The one year I remember Walmart being closed on a Thanksgiving(?), I saw people drive into the empty parking lot, get out, and peek in the darkened glass doors just to make sure it was really closed. I’m pretty sure when the zombie apocalypse breaks out, the undead will go there just out of habit.
I someone would play this on the P.A. system of a mall or store on Black Friday, just to set the mood. 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWv53OJ-ydI
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i have to work crowd management at my wal mart thanksgiving day. keeping people from physically fighting over wash rags (true story btw)… what a holiday. christmas is the only day a year wal mart does close and people in town always bitch about us getting that one holiday.
This is only time I will ever say this, get a gun you need it. I’ll be praying for you.
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People have been camping out at Best Buy for Black Friday specials out here going back several years. Nothing new there.
But on the Monday before Thanksgiving. I mean, don’t these people celebrate Thanksgiving? How can they have they Thanksgiving dinner while waiting in line?
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SilverWook said:
I someone would play this on the P.A. system of a mall or store on Black Friday, just to set the mood. 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWv53OJ-ydI
LOL! I think this would be appropriate as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbR9iWDr730
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Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
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SilverWook said:
I someone would play this on the P.A. system of a mall or store on Black Friday, just to set the mood. 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWv53OJ-ydILOL! I think this would be appropriate as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbR9iWDr730
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Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
I’ve had that happen to me too.
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Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
Because your brain has no database of sexual experiences from which to derive plausible dreamstuff.
Duh.
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Black Friday has ruined Thanksgiving
The Person in Question
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Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
I’ve had that happen to me too.
What
a
surprise…
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why you’re an asshole being?
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Why be a human being, when you can be a human doing?
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i have to work crowd management at my wal mart thanksgiving day. keeping people from physically fighting over wash rags (true story btw)… what a holiday. christmas is the only day a year wal mart does close and people in town always bitch about us getting that one holiday.
This is only time I will ever say this, get a gun you need it. I’ll be praying for you.
LOL I wish they would let us have guns. No, in fact, if they start hitting us we can’t even protect ourselves or we’ll get fired. The only instance in which we are allowed to physically protect ourselves is if they have a weapon. If they are unarmed, we have to just take whatever they want to do to us or we get fired.
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That’s ridiculous! How can expect people to not defend themselves? Can you at least duck? Is that allowed?
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I thought you weren’t allowed into a Wal-Mart unless you showed your gun first.
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Why do all my dreams come to an end the very moment they start getting really good?
Because your brain has no database of sexual experiences from which to derive plausible dreamstuff.
Duh.
Fuck off, asshole.
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i have to work crowd management at my wal mart thanksgiving day. keeping people from physically fighting over wash rags (true story btw)… what a holiday. christmas is the only day a year wal mart does close and people in town always bitch about us getting that one holiday.
This is only time I will ever say this, get a gun you need it. I’ll be praying for you.
LOL I wish they would let us have guns. No, in fact, if they start hitting us we can’t even protect ourselves or we’ll get fired. The only instance in which we are allowed to physically protect ourselves is if they have a weapon. If they are unarmed, we have to just take whatever they want to do to us or we get fired.
Serious question: if there’s this big of a chance of getting hit, what about face protection, like a hockey mask or something?
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Fuck off, asshole.
Whoa, looks like Frink’s got some competition in the sophisticated riposte department. Watch out, fellas!
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You want better, fucktard? I can do better.
Slide a shotgun down your throat, stick a flamethrower up your ass, then pull the triggers of both at the same time and alleviate the universe of your caustic existence, you shit-eating afterbirth.
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in other news, yes im allowed to duck.