I know there are pro-Bush and anti-Bush people here and I realize this joke is quite anti-Bush, but it was too funny to not post. If you don't get it, don't bother saying anything. Just move on...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?