We follow standard imperial procedure for infiltrating potentially hostile planets.
- First we send in the real nerds, the Forlorn hope, in a scouting mission.
- If they do not come back, we can assume they all fell asleep and the movie is awful
- If they do come back, we read and listen to their reports.
- If it is good, we go in full force.
- If it is bad, we spend the next twenty years sniping at George Lucas and J.J. Abrams from the rooftops and the forums.
I’d rather nuke first and ask questions later.
I think that decision is Corporal Hicks’. Since, you know, this is a Military operation.