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I was thinking more along the lines of violent actions towards poluters.

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Funny; I thought that was what ric was alluding to with his Pulp Fiction-inspired dialogue.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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It is!

* a man is driving, when all of the sudden shots are fired to his car *
"What the f(BEEP)k?!" *breaks*
* Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet appears with a shotgun *
"Hey, wha-what do you want?! Who are you?"
"I am Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet, you s(beep)thead."
"NO NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'll... I'll protect the nature! I donated money to Greenpeace!"
"Have you f(BEEP)ing noticed that you are driving ALONE in the f(beep)ing car pool lane?"
"What?"
"You s(beep)thead, c(beep)ksucker, motherf(beep)er son of a f(beep)ing bitch, have you F(BEEP)ING NOTICED THAT THIS IS THE CAR POOL LANE?!"
"No... no please, I was just... you know..."
"NOW, what I'm going to do is, I'm going to put your f(BEEP)ing head in a f(BEEP)ing vise, and squeeze that little skull of yours until your f(BEEP)ing eyesballs pop out, unless you buy an eletric car and get me NAMES of people who drive poluition emiter cars!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Some could argue that Tarantino violence is cartoonish.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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You're right....

Which is why it doesn't work in a live action movie.

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*sings the Happy Tree Friends theme * Lalala lalalala lalala lalalala...

I love violent cartoons. They remind me that killing is ok.

BY THE WAY, YOU PEOPLE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICED, THIS WAS A JOKE! OK? I DON'T HAVE A DRUMMER HERE ROLLING THE DRUMS TO WARN YOU ABOUT A JOKE, OK? I DON'T HAVE A LAUGH TRACK, OK?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Ugh.

Canned laughter. That's something I need to go stick in the things we hate thread.

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I was looking at G.I. Joe on dvd, but it's $100+ per-season!
40,000 million notches away
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Wow.

I hate the way box sets for cartoons are so expensive. I would buy them if I could afford them.

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Indeed!

Haha, I'm just saying that it seems a little steep for a handful of 20-minute cartoons.
40,000 million notches away
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Originally posted by: ricarleite

I love violent cartoons. They remind me that killing is ok.


killing is not ok.
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Unless your killing a very bad person.

*Looks around for that saturated colorful version of Adolf Hitler...*

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It's hard to define who's bad enough to be killed. It's hard to define what "bad" is.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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true, but I think we can be pretty certain that Hitler was bad.
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And/or insane.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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"Not many people know, but the Fürher was a terrific dancer."

"Hitler, there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! Two coats!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Warbler
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Originally posted by: ricarleite

I love violent cartoons. They remind me that killing is ok.


killing is not ok.



HEY, I MAKE A PRETTY GOOD LIVING DOING THAT.


"KILLING IS MY BUSINESS, LADIES, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD."

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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"Not many people know, but the Fürher was a terrific dancer."

"Hitler, there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! Two coats!"



he may have been those things, but he was still a bad guy(imho).