Rick: You know what I want to hear.
Sam: [lying] No, I don't.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: [lying] Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
Sam: Uh... Are you SURE, Mr. Bogart? Uh I mean Rick?
Rick: YES! Play it!
Sam: Ok, here goes nothing... "one two three four... You think you've got it, oh, you think you've got it, but got it just don't get it until theres's nothing at aaaaall.. HEeey Ya, heeey ya"
Rick: *bangs his hand on the piano, stopig him* No you MORON! I mean the OTHER song...
Sam: ... Ooooh. Ok. "A kiss ins just a kiss, a..."