* a man is driving, when all of the sudden shots are fired to his car *
"What the f(BEEP)k?!" *breaks*
* Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet appears with a shotgun *
"Hey, wha-what do you want?! Who are you?"
"I am Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet, you s(beep)thead."
"NO NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'll... I'll protect the nature! I donated money to Greenpeace!"
"Have you f(BEEP)ing noticed that you are driving ALONE in the f(beep)ing car pool lane?"
"What?"
"You s(beep)thead, c(beep)ksucker, motherf(beep)er son of a f(beep)ing bitch, have you F(BEEP)ING NOTICED THAT THIS IS THE CAR POOL LANE?!"
"No... no please, I was just... you know..."
"NOW, what I'm going to do is, I'm going to put your f(BEEP)ing head in a f(BEEP)ing vise, and squeeze that little skull of yours until your f(BEEP)ing eyesballs pop out, unless you buy an eletric car and get me NAMES of people who drive poluition emiter cars!"