"Hey, you!"
"Uh, who me?"
"Yeah, you, you s(BEEP)t-head muthaf(BEEP)a! What the f(BEEP)k are you doing?"
"Well, I was just... you know... chopping this tree..."
"Oh yeah, muthf(BEEP)a? Well guess what, I'm going to chopp something out of your f(BEEP)ing body, something you'll miss every f(BEEP)ing night when you get home to your wife, you know?"
"NO, PLEASE MAN, I was just doing my job! I'm a lumberjack!"
"Well, I'm the Muthaf(BEEP)ing Badass Captain Planet, you dumb muthaf(BEEP)ing c(BEEP)sucka! I guess you picked the wrong day and the wrong place to chopp that tree, right? Right?! I'm talking to you, you piece of s(BEEP)t, am I right or not?" *grabs the gun and points to his head* "C'mon muthaf(BEEP)ka answer me right now or there's going to be brains all over this forest. SO! AM I RIGHT OR NOT?"
*crying* "Yes... yes, you right... please don't kill me..."
"You know what you gonna do, you f(BEEP)king asshole? Your gonna run home right now, and you'll gonna donate five hundred dollars to the Greenpeace, you got that? And if you don't, I'm gonna come to your house and personally put a cap on your ass, and I'll f(BEEP)ing waste your whole family, you got that? Now get lost you piece of f(BEEP)ing s(BEEP)t! Get the f(BEEP)k out of here!"