Jedi Mystic - "The markings on dis half of the Death Star says dat the Rebel Base is located near Yavin-6. But dis side says to take back 2 for the great Wookiee Life Day Celebration."
Indiana Jones - "Sallah, you said the Death Star that the Empire built only has an equator on one side, right?"
Sallah - "Yes. Why?"
Indiana - "They only have half the message!"
Sallah and Indiana together - "They're going to destroy the wrong moon!"
Sorry. It's a weird day. And it's still early...