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Captain Planet was a little too mamby-pamby for my taste, but that's just me.
40,000 million notches away
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Mamby Pamby, Tree-hugger and earth-worshiper propaganda.

Guilty as charged!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Mamby Pamby, Tree-hugger and earth-worshiper propaganda.

Guilty as charged!


Hey what do you have agains tree huggers? Have you ever hugged a tree before? It feels great!

And please do tell me you care about the nature, at least a little bit...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Hey what do you have agains tree huggers? Have you ever hugged a tree before? It feels great!

And please do tell me you care about the nature, at least a little bit...




I know you were talking to Chaltab, but I just wanted to set the record straight. I for one, am very environmentally friendly and have a great deal of respect for nature. I just don't need it in my cartoons, damnit. It was tough enough to have to listen to Roadbock tell me not to jump my bike over downed powerlines, I REALLY didn't need some wussy superhero beating environmentalism into my head.
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i totaly care for nature but captain planet was too cheesy
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Of course I care about nature...

I just don't worship it. It was more the propaganda nature of the show and its cheesey excecution rather than its message that bothers me.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Of course I care about nature...

I just don't worship it. It was more the propaganda nature of the show and its cheesey excecution rather than its message that bothers me.


Nah I don't feel it was so much of a propaganda. It was intended to be educational, yes, but I don't think the message shown by the cartoon is so wrong or polemic. If it was politics-oriented, ok I'd agree 100% with you, but it's about not littering, and not throwing stuff into the sea, and saving gas, you know, good stuff, stuff everyone agrees on... I agree the cartoon was silly, pretty stupid yes, but well they tried to give a good example to kids...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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The new Adventures of Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet:

"Hey, you!"

"Uh, who me?"

"Yeah, you, you s(BEEP)t-head muthaf(BEEP)a! What the f(BEEP)k are you doing?"

"Well, I was just... you know... chopping this tree..."

"Oh yeah, muthf(BEEP)a? Well guess what, I'm going to chopp something out of your f(BEEP)ing body, something you'll miss every f(BEEP)ing night when you get home to your wife, you know?"

"NO, PLEASE MAN, I was just doing my job! I'm a lumberjack!"

"Well, I'm the Muthaf(BEEP)ing Badass Captain Planet, you dumb muthaf(BEEP)ing c(BEEP)sucka! I guess you picked the wrong day and the wrong place to chopp that tree, right? Right?! I'm talking to you, you piece of s(BEEP)t, am I right or not?" *grabs the gun and points to his head* "C'mon muthaf(BEEP)ka answer me right now or there's going to be brains all over this forest. SO! AM I RIGHT OR NOT?"

*crying* "Yes... yes, you right... please don't kill me..."

"You know what you gonna do, you f(BEEP)king asshole? Your gonna run home right now, and you'll gonna donate five hundred dollars to the Greenpeace, you got that? And if you don't, I'm gonna come to your house and personally put a cap on your ass, and I'll f(BEEP)ing waste your whole family, you got that? Now get lost you piece of f(BEEP)ing s(BEEP)t! Get the f(BEEP)k out of here!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Wonder who is voicing the ol' Capt.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Just to throw a few names around.

David Kaufman
James Arnold Taylor
Ron Pearlman

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what about Cam Clarke or you might know him as leonardo from TMNT cartoon or liquid snake
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Cam Clarke is already doing too many voices on CN, I think they'll give him a break.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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how bout Joe Pesci?

oh and...*Warbler fires wave-motion gun at old Captain Planet.*

that should get rid 'im!
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While he would be the wrong choice for the old Captain Planet. I believe is the right choice for Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet. This Captain Planet is a tough guy and someone who curses alot. Pesci can do both very well.
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I had Samuel L Jackson in mind for Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet...

"What does the nature look to you?"

"Wha.. What?"

"Say what again motherf(EEBP)er! Say what again and I'll shoot your polution-filled ass right here!"

"She's... she's beautiful..."

"Go on..."

"And... filled with pretty animals... and clean water, and clean air..."

"Does nature look like a BITCH?"

"What?!"

*shoots him in the shouder* "A bitch, muthaf(BEEP)ka, does nature look like a bitch?!"

"... no, no!"

"So why were you trying to f(BEEP)k with nature, you dumb moherf(BEEP)ka?"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering