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Originally posted by: sean wookie
what about One Night Inside Paris


As I said, you'll have to ask Luke. Or was it Dayv who had the two copies of it on DVD?
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he did say it was horrible no wait that was nine lives
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
what about One Night Inside Paris


As I said, you'll have to ask Luke. Or was it Dayv who had the two copies of it on DVD?



I HAVE THE TWO COPIES OF IT.

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So when do we get that review? Is it Razzie worthy?
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Here y'all go...

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'Alexander,' 'Catwoman' Lead Bad Pix Nominations

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - This could be the year in which Alexander the Great conquers Catwoman and President Bush (news - web sites) wins a prize as worst actor.

Nominations for the 25th annual Razzies, which honor the worst films of the year, were announced on Monday with "Catwoman," the Halle Berry (news) box office bomb, besting "Alexander," Oliver Stone's much maligned tale of the bleached blond conqueror, by seven nominations to six.

In addition, the president made the list for worst actor for his film clip appearances in "Fahrenheit 9/11," a movie he might well consider the worst of the year. Also nominated for their appearances in the politically-charged film about the Iraq (news - web sites) war were Secretary of State-designate Condoleezza Rice (news - web sites) and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

The Razzies are a traditional spoof award made at Oscar time by the non-profit Golden Raspberry Award Foundation. The group's prizes are given out on Feb. 26, the day before the Oscars (news - web sites). Never has one of its films gone on to win an Oscar.

"Catwoman" and "Alexander" were nominated for Worst Picture, a category which also drew "SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2," Ben Affleck (news)'s career-eroding "Surviving Christmas," and "White Chicks," the Wayans brothers dress-up, gender-bending comedy that left critics cold.

Bush was nominated for worst actor along with Affleck for "Surviving Christmas" and "Jersey Girl," Vin Diesel (news) for "Chronicles of Riddick," Colin Farrell for "Alexander." Ben Stiller was nominated for "Along Came Polly," "Anchorman," "Dodgeball," "Envy" and "Starsky & Hutch."

Halle Berry was nominated for worst actress for "Catwoman," Hilary Duff for "Cinderella Story" and "Raise Your Voice," Angelina Jolie for "Alexander" and "Taking Lives," Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen for "New York Minute" and Shawn and Marlon Wayans in their incarnation as the Wayans sisters in "White Chicks."

The nominations for worst screen couple include: Ben Affleck and either Jennifer Lopez (news) or Liv Tyler in "Jersey Girl," Halle Berry and either Benjamin Bratt (news) or Sharon Stone in "Catwoman, George W. Bush and either Rice or his pet goat in "Fahrenheit 9/11," the Olsen twins in "New York Minute," the Wayans Brothers, in or out of drag, in "White Chicks."

Worst supporting actress were Carmen Electra (news) for "Starsky & Hutch," Jennifer Lopez for "Jersey Girl," Rice for "Fahrenheit 9/11," Britney Spears (news) for her cameo role in that same movie and Sharon Stone for "Catwoman."

Val Kilmer was nominated for worst supporting actor for "Alexander." Also nominated were California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) for "Around The World in 80 Days," Rumsfeld for "Fahrenheit 9/11," Jon Voight for SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2" and Lambert Wilson for "Catwoman."

"Catwoman" led with seven nominations to six for Alexander, five for "Fahrenheit 9/11," five "White Chicks," and four for "SuperBabies."
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The movie Fahrenheit 9/11 didn't get nominated. Just the Republicans "acting" in it.
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Or it got nominated for just being a crappy documentary reguardless of political bias.

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Well GWB is a great actor to me. He fooled, what 80 million people?
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Inconsistency: George W. Bush is a total moron who has no idea what he's doing but is an actor (who we all know are the most insightful people in the world) who has fooled half the nations voters???

Sorry, but I don't buy it.

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I wish I could reply like I used to do before, but I will not argue politics with conservatives or politicians (no matter what position they have).

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Back on topic: I think white chicks should get a razzie for the most unbeliveably stupid characters.

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Based on the article posted by bossk (I wasn't able to find the nominations here, I'll look for it later), I belive Catwoman will be victorious - since it was well known as a bad movie, although I think Hollywood itself should be presented with the honor of this award.

Next year's winner is already set: Son of the Mask, but I think they might give episode 3 the award for the whole prequels (like they did with the oscars, delivered to the last of the LOTR movies).
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Don't forget that Elektra will be pretty heavily nominated too, I'm sure.
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Son of the Mask might turn out good...on second thought, nope. It's gonna suck.

And I seriously doubt they'll give Episode III a razzie. First, razzies only go to truly bad movies, correct? So unless Epsiode three is worse than TMP by leaps and bounds, then I think it's safe.

And I'll pass judgement on Elektra once I've seen it. It couldn't be any worse than Kill Bill.

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I'm willing to bet they'll give one to ROTS. To many, the fact that the PT cannot compare to the OT is just enough cause to award a Razzie.

Here's their site for more information.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Son of the Mask might turn out good...on second thought, nope. It's gonna suck.

And I seriously doubt they'll give Episode III a razzie. First, razzies only go to truly bad movies, correct? So unless Epsiode three is worse than TMP by leaps and bounds, then I think it's safe.

And I'll pass judgement on Elektra once I've seen it. It couldn't be any worse than Kill Bill.


Something tells me you dont like Kill Bill...dunno why im getting that impression...its not like you're beating a dead horse or anything
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Son of the Mask might turn out good...on second thought, nope. It's gonna suck.

And I seriously doubt they'll give Episode III a razzie. First, razzies only go to truly bad movies, correct? So unless Epsiode three is worse than TMP by leaps and bounds, then I think it's safe.

And I'll pass judgement on Elektra once I've seen it. It couldn't be any worse than Kill Bill.


Something tells me you dont like Kill Bill...dunno why im getting that impression...its not like you're beating a dead horse or anything


What, Chaltab beat a dead horse? Never.
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At least I'm not doing it on a Kill Bill board. Besides, it was just a passing reference.

If it bothers' you that bad, I'll refrain from expressing my loathing of Kill Bill from now on.

what other dead 'horses' have I been beating?

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