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Oh no you can't do that, or Obi-Wan might get... grumpy.

"Don't be so proud of this techological t..."
"Vader, this is the freaking Death Star! It can destroy a whole planet! All you can do with the force is slowly levitate objects."
"Yes, but, don't be so proud of this..."
"BOOM! The planet is gone! Can you do that with you forcey thing? Can you? Can you explode at least an orange? I think not."
"Can I finish? Please can I finish? Ok... What I was saying is... You should not be so proud of this technological terror you..."
"A PLANET, Vader, a full planet! Filled with people! It explodes a planet!"
"Shut up! Shut up shut up SHUT UP!"
"No, you shut up!"
"Oh you... you... AHHH!" *Vader leaves*

"Hehehehe loser..."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"Vader release him!"
"No way, he started it!"
"Release him now!"
"OK" *starts choking Moff Trakin *
(Another imperial officer "Vader, release Tarkin! Please!"
"Well he asked me to stop choking him."
"Vader if you don't release Tarkin I'm going to call the emperor."
* releases Tarkin, starts to choke that officer *
"Gasp.. gasp... oh damn it, Vader, now release him! Stop it!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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ever notice how many times they say inuyasha's name in inuyasha
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I never watched it, but it's rather comon in japanese to say the name instead of a pronoun like "watashi" (me) or "anata" (you).
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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this one is the best "If your bike gets stolen, it's most likely at the Alamo... in the basement."