Americans: We have you on radar, please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Reply: We recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is an armed battle-ship of the US Navy, please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision!
Reply: Again, please you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of the Aircraft Carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the world. You will divert your course 15 degrees to the North!
Reply: This is the lighthouse mate. Your call.
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