Who would you give a lightsaber to? Here's my list (if you can guess which ones are actually joke suggestions, I'll e-mail you a cookie):

1) Kevin Sorbo [of TV's "Hercules"]
2) Dolph Lundgren
3) Oded Fehr
4) Val Kilmer
5) All of the non-hobbit and non-Saruman actors of "Lord of the Rings" [Miranda Otto, Karl Urban, Viggo Mortensen, etc]
6) Jeff Goldblum
7) Peta Wilson
8) Ron Perlman
9) Peta Wilson
10) Eric Bana
11) Hugh Jackman
12) Johnny Depp
13) Michelle Pfeiffer
14) Daniel Day-Lewis
15) Clint Eastwood
16) Sean Connery
17) Peter O'Toole
18) Charlton Heston
19) Michelle Yeoh
20) Carrie-Anne Moss
21) Timothy Dalton