(ONE OF MY OLD CLUSTER MANAGERS WHO IS GAY TOLD ME THIS ONE)
THREE GAY MEN ARE AT A FUNERAL. THEY WERE ALL AT ONE TIME LOVERS OF THE MAN WHO WAS NOW ASHES IN AN URN. THE THREE MEN BEGAN TO ARGUE AS TO WHOM WOULD GET THE ASHES. THEY FINALLY DECIDE THAT WHOMEVER COULD COME UP WITH THE BEST WAY TO RELEASE THE ASHES BACK INTO THE EARTH WOULD BE THE WINNER.
THE FIRST MAN, "I'LL TAKE HIS ASHES UP TO THE HIGHEST PEAK OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN AND RELEASE HIS ASHES OUT INTO THE WIND GIVING HIM BACK TO MOTHER NATURE."
THE SECOND MAN, "I'M GOING TO DUMP HIS ASHES ALL OVER MY BODY AND RUN INTO THE OCEAN GIVING HIM BACK TO MOTHER EARTH."
THE THIRD MAN SAID, "I'M GOING TO MAKE A PIECE OF TOAST AND POUR TABASCO SAUCE, JALAPINO JUICE, CAYENNE PEPPERS, AND HIS ASHES ONTO IT THEN EAT IT ALL UP.
THE FIRST AND SECOND MAN IN UNISON EXCLAIMED, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ???"
THE THIRD MAN, "BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO TEAR UP THIS @$$ ONE MORE TIME."