At a brewers' convention, several reps are taking a break in the bar of the hotel. When asked what kind of beverage he would like, the Anheuser-Busch rep says, "Why Bud, of course." The Corona rep asks for a Corona (obviously), and the Taiwanese rep asks for a Tsingtao. When the bartender gets to the Canadian rep, he responds, "I'll have a Coke." "Coke?" responds the bartender, "Aren't you drinking beer?"
"Why should I?" responds the Canadian rep, "Nobody else is."
