11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine".
If I already drink Killian's, Guinness, Bass, and Harp as a rule, am I already set?
I'm all for renaming the World Series. I always did find that rather odd even if we do have two teams (well, now it's just one) that are from outside the U.S.
But I must admit that I will never give up on American Football. Sorry, ain't happenin'. I would pit the Chicago Bears linebacking crew against rugby toughs you have. Even without gear. Brian Urlacher is one scary mofo.