As his armored limousine was going through the red light district in Moscow, he was disguising himself to hide his well known identity. Finally the car reached the best brothel in Russian capital. Putin went inside... and got back only a couple minutes later!
- What happened, chief? - asked his driver and bodyguards - was the girl ugly?
- No, I ordered the prettiest and the most expensive girl, Tatiana, who always deals with foreign businessmen...
- So...?
- My cover was blown, that's it! She recognized me even with this wig and moustache!
- How come?
- I don't know... she recognized me somehow - when we were about to start, she spreaded her legs, smiled and said "Come on, put in!"