Since this IS the joke thread, here's a little joke for you. I'll try to write it as well as I can remember it:

WISHES OF MEN ACROSS THEIR LIFETIME

0 to 5 years old: To be able to walk straight, eat without making a mess and not urinating on his pants
6 to 15 years old: ----- To have friends
16 to 18 years old:----------- To keep his driving license
19 to 30 years old: --------------- To have sex with 20 year old girls
31 to 40 years old: -------------------- Make money
41 to 50 years old: -------------------- Make money
51 to 60 years old: --------------- To have sex with 20 year old girls
61 to 70 years old:----------- To keep his driving license
71 to 75 years old: ----- To have friends
80+ years old: To be able to walk straight, eat without making a mess and not urinating on his pants