About 10 years ago, here in Cleveland, we had a couple guys on the radio, Jeff and Flash. They had a few segments on their show that I found funny enough that I'd actually tape them on a day-to-day basis (listener jokes, dumb ways to die, weird stuff in the news).

One that I remember talked about a man in Italy that was proud of is Asten Martin, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Jaguar and Lexus.
Those were the names he gave to his sons. His wife finally put her foot down when they had a girl. Her name is Maria.