I pray that the child has her husband's last name. Cocoa Arquette would be so much better than Cocoa Cox. Sounds like a bad breakfast cereal. One of the funniest things I remember regarding Courtney Cox was an interview that Andy Dick gave to a Chicago radio station. He was asked if he had ever turned down a role that he regretted. He said he was offered the role that David Arquette had in the Scream movies. He's upset about it because he now realizes that he would be married to Courtney Cox and her name would be Courtney Cox-Dick as a result. I'm no Andy Dick fan, but that was damn funny.

I hate some of the names that celebrities give to their kids. Apple for Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin's daughter? What the hell is that?