I hate christmas time. Absolutely hate it.
1- People who have ignored me for the rest of the year, such as some relatives, suddenly feel forced to get friendly with me.
2- I hate x-mas shopping, I hate TALKING to freaking salespersons at the mall, I hate being FORCED to spend average 60 dollars on presents for everyone closer to me, because if I don't they'll think I don't love them.
3- People at work always arrange some stupid office parties which I feel oblied to participate.
4- All the failures I had across this past year come back to memory, so instead of getting all happy and filled with the freaking spirit of christmas or whatever it is, I always feel like putting a gun on my mouth.
5- Even thought I insist that no one, NO ONE buys me anything, making clear that I would NOT be offended at ALL if no one got me anything - as I don't belive on turing x-mas into a commercial x-travaganza - people always get me something.
6- Budist people can't eat meat. WHY?! I want to join your religion so I can escape x-mas once and for all, but you forbid something I love so much, eating meat! Oh the irony!
7- I always have to work until late as it comes closer to xmas and new years eve.
8- My parents got divorced when I was about 10, and they always fight on who am I going to spend x-mas with, my mom or my dad. Which also makes me wish I was dead.
So the thing is, I hate x-mas. HATE IT! Please do forgive me Jesus, wherever you are, but we celebrated your birthday so many times, and you've been dead for two thousand years! So, could you please appear as a giant face in the sky and speak to the world that they don't have to celebrate x-mas anymore?