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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 177

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I'd like to see you try to literally fuck Friday.

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Maybe he has a sex doll made up to look like Sgt. Joe Friday.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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TV's Frink said:

I'd like to see you try to literally fuck Friday.

Take a current calendar, find the current Friday's date, cut a hole out of it, and then [CENSORED]. 

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Warbler said:

*sigh*

 There's no need to be jealous of Friday.

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TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

*sigh*

 There's no need to be jealous of Friday.

 ROTFLMAO!!!

"Wipe them out... all of them."

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I'M NEVER GETTING THE FLU SHOT AGAIN.

"Wipe them out... all of them."

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Allergic reaction?

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Where were you in '77?

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I HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO IT.

"Wipe them out... all of them."

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I loathe it when I look for obscure TV shows online -- ones that were filmed in 4:3, naturally -- and end up only finding episodes which have either been stretched or cropped into widescreen.

What the fuck is wrong with the people who do this? Do they really think that seeing characters turned into squat trolls or having the footage blown up until everything looks fuzzy and half the picture is missing is preferable to having two black bars on either side of a screen?

[JEDIT]

Also, fuck YouTube (and other online video players) for not having an option to change aspect ratios.

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They're probably just out to get you. I know I am.
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Haha...very good...!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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I ate far too much beef today. tomorrows gonna be a pork chop and veggie day
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Dammit! Today is the 1st day in years that I didn't get to have my favorite meal... a goddamn grape Kool-Aid (light ice) with a roast beef sub (no mayo) and a bag of cinnamon twists!!! My day was so awful! Even my usual prostitute was screwing someone else and couldn't make it! FUCK! And you guys think you have problems...

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^Sorry I fucked your ho bro.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.