Possessed said:
I'm so relieved that story didn't involve a dog.
I actually do have a complaint about dogs -- namely my oldest male dog, who has never been neutered, and has a penis infection from screwing his sisters in his advanced age.
Actually, it's more a complaint about my stupid parents, who refuse to have him neutered. Oh, they neutered his blind mutant son, but they won't neuter him. Idiots, the both of them (My parents, not the dogs).