Leonardo said:

My family has three cars, one of which is broken, it can't really start without cables, so it's been parked in the same spot in front of our balcony for a while. We live in a dead-end street with a couple other condominiums. The car does not violate any rules about parking, although we are aware we really shouldn't leave it there.

This afternoon, while walking near it with my best friend, we saw human feces on the hood. Apparently this is one way of saying "don't park here" in whatever language chimps use.

It happened again today. This time, on the windshield. There was even a soiled handkerchief on the ground, next to the car. I know, none of this would happen if we just moved the damn car... but still can you fucking believe it!

I took photos this time. Afterwards it rained for a bit, then again this evening, it went on almost two hours. That'll wash it off the car a bit, I hope.

I'll be waiting for that swine.. I've set up a motion-activated webcam on my window sill.

I wanna see his fucking face.