Darth Id said:
Neglify said:
Darth Id said:
a couple kids actually called 1-800-SPANK-ME and were redirected to a 900 number phone sex line and racked up over $500 in charges.
Sorry but that does not happen. You, sir, have been had.
Who told you that little urban legend? Was it Ben?
Seattle Times article from 1997: http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19971019&slug=2566882
I can't tell if you're making some meta-joke about leg-pulling, or if you just pasted a botched link, but I just get the search function for the Seattle Times (aka, the "Lying Ol' Ben" of Journalism).
Weird, don't know why the link is all fucky. here's a different source, TV Tropes.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/TheSantaClause
Also, I screen-capped the first 2/3 of the article I link-faled.
http://oi59.tinypic.com/eb7djt.jpg
http://oi60.tinypic.com/2gw80t4.jpg
Anyway, if you don't believe me, fine whatever you're full of shit too I bet.