I had a particularily offputting dream last night where I lost my virginity to a Russian first cousin named Sonja (who doesn't actually exist in real life, BTW), who turned out to be a vindictive sorceress who conjured vicious mountain lions up in my home and caused the local clinic doctors to be dangerously unsanitary.
Suffice it to say, I liked the first part of the dream. The second, not so much (Yes, I'm admitting that I'd voluntarily sleep with a first cousin.).