My family has three cars, one of which is broken, it can't really start without cables, so it's been parked in the same spot in front of our balcony for a while. We live in a dead-end street with a couple other condominiums.The car does not violate any rules about parking, although we are aware we really shouldn't leave it there.

This afternoon, while walking near it with my best friend, we saw human feces on the hood. Apparently this is one way of saying "don't park here" in whatever language chimps use.