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The Fake Me

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Even on the internet we may not be as cool as we'd like to be or to have people think we are. We may get into squabbles or use online forums to vent frustrations we can't vent offline. I am starting this thread as sort of a confession thread and as a total rip off of ender's thread. It's okay for there to be overlap between your real self and your imagined self (do think about what current traits you would keep and include them). Use the present tense for the sake of convenience and obscuration.

I'm well spoken with a clear voice, fit and active, good hair but not vain about it, focused, giving full consideration to others' ideas and making an informed judgment, but always ready to admit being wrong. I get things done and pursue all my passions. I'm original and funny. I handle emotional situations well and I am able to address the emotional needs of others. Above all I'm honest and not afraid.

The blue elephant in the room.

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I can't ever think of anything to say.  And I'm a right wing gun nut.

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^That's because the real you has absolutely no personality. ;)

I'm a super funny guy, despite Possessed thinking that I'm only funny half the time. Everybody always laughs at my jokes.

Also, I'm a fantastic big brother. My siblings always know they can count on me for help.

I also always finish everything I start, unlike the stupid real me who never finishes any of his projects (brilliant as they are).

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RicOlie_2 said:

I'm a super funny guy, despite Possessed thinking that I'm only funny half the time. 

 I never said that!  I said there were two versions of you, the one who is funny and the one who tries to be funny.   I never gave a ratio of how much each of them posts.  :)

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My name is Ezra E______n, and I am currently 28 years old. I am not balding, do not need to wear corrective lenses, do not have excessive back hair, and am very fit and healthy, with a lean musculature.

I married my high school sweetheart, D___a, in 2008, and we have a six-year-old daughter, Callista, who is a pretty girl with beautiful blue-green eyes and gorgeous auburn hair. D___a and I are planning on having at least two more children in the future.

While I don't have a large number of friends, the ones I do have are very close; I consider them all family.

While I was raised to believe in the lies of the false prophet Herbert W. Armstrong, I abandoned Armstrongist religion after experiencing a crisis of faith that began in 2005 and came to a head late in 2008. With D___a there beside me, though, helping me through the crisis, I found a way to keep myself from slipping into agnosticism or atheism; though I now embrace evolution and no longer accept the Bible as inerrant, I still have a strong belief in God and still self-identify as a Christian (albeit an unorthodox, theologically liberal Christian).

I am a comic book illustrator, and I have found regular work drawing for a few of the bigger comic companies along with several of the smaller ones. While I'm not exactly a well-known artist yet, I'm on the rise, so don't be surprised if I'm listed along the likes of Jack Kirby and Neal Adams in the next twenty-to-thirty years.

I have begun to attend film school, and I hope to become a director one day. I think I'll work outside the Hollywood system, though; the films I want to make are too spiritual and artistic to appeal to the soulless movie moguls.

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Possessed said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I'm a super funny guy, despite Possessed thinking that I'm only funny half the time. 

 I never said that!  I said there were two versions of you, the one who is funny and the one who tries to be funny.   I never gave a ratio of how much each of them posts.  :)

 Oh, good. As long as you don't find my serious posts funny, you're in the clear.