Even on the internet we may not be as cool as we'd like to be or to have people think we are. We may get into squabbles or use online forums to vent frustrations we can't vent offline. I am starting this thread as sort of a confession thread and as a total rip off of ender's thread. It's okay for there to be overlap between your real self and your imagined self (do think about what current traits you would keep and include them). Use the present tense for the sake of convenience and obscuration.

I'm well spoken with a clear voice, fit and active, good hair but not vain about it, focused, giving full consideration to others' ideas and making an informed judgment, but always ready to admit being wrong. I get things done and pursue all my passions. I'm original and funny. I handle emotional situations well and I am able to address the emotional needs of others. Above all I'm honest and not afraid.