darth_ender said:

The Joint Commission came to our hospital yesterday and the day before.

I was previously unaware that hospitals may have allowed such a level of ah, hand-rolled pacifiers(?), that it might have required such a commission...it is good that Possessed was not in attendance...!

I apologize for not congratulating you further as I believe you did truly already receive your quota...also fall is coming and you will not wish to have difficulty pulling on your sweaters...nor might you desire to have to repurchase an entire collection of artificially enlarged hats... ;-)