After trying (and failing) to rewatch the entire first season of this show, I've only got one question: How did I fail to recognize how utterly stupid this show was as a kid? I was something of a dim bulb in my youth, but even at eleven years old, I should have been able to see that the writing was atrociously bad.
Oh, well, it's just yet another show in a growing list of shows from my youth which don't live up to nostalgia. At this point, I'm almost desensitized to the disappointment ... *sigh*