Stinky-Dinkins said:

Well you know what they say about opinions: They're exactly like assholes. That's why, after I've been drinking, I sometimes put my thumb in my dog's opinion when he's asleep and he rarely wakes up but when he does he is NOT happy.

Damn Stinky, you seriously had me in belly-laughs and tears. By chance are you related to Mr. Plinkett? Seems like a learned behavior.

Btw, nice to see another BR.com poster over here. It's been a while since I've visited. Forgot what I was missing.