Jokes thread : Reloaded - Original Trilogy

Author: Bossk
Time: 16-Nov-2004 10:36 AM
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In the first, my nickname was Cheeks. Here's the cyborg version of my name though (and I like it, very appropriate)...

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/B/edox-BOSSK.jpg

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Author: ricarleite
Time: 16-Nov-2004 11:54 AM
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Hmn ok now what would be a scientific killing?

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: RRS-1980
Time: 16-Nov-2004 1:41 PM
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Hey, big JM, here's your 'bot:

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/J/governor2k3-JEDI+MASTER.jpg

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...

Author: Starboy
Time: 16-Nov-2004 2:37 PM
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So he can infiltrate the enemy base and then fix their broken engineering projects?

If you're going to take forever, then I'm having a hotdog!

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 16-Nov-2004 2:54 PM
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Here's mine:

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/G/governor2k3-GUNDARK.jpg

I like.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Bossk
Time: 16-Nov-2004 4:46 PM
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What is it with combining Repair and Killing? Seem like polar opposites in my mind.

"No! Don't disassemble Number Five!"

As for Scientific Killing... I would say it has to do with my methodology and precision. Kinda like the Smart Bombs. That would be scientific in nature in my mind as opposed to just spraying bullets randomly. Just my two Lincolns on the matter.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com

Author: ricarleite
Time: 16-Nov-2004 6:59 PM
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LOL semantics

Scientific killing is like, throwing a gallon H2SO4 at someone's, or killing someone with poisoness radiation emitted from a bizarre pseudo-futuristic beam gun.

The Repair and Killing, it's like a Yin-Yang thing. The robot repairs thing with a passion. Yet, when it's needed, the robot also knows how to kill, and does it with a satisfaction. Some sort of a love/hate thing going on.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 16-Nov-2004 9:12 PM
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Repair is for machinery; killing is for organics. Makes sense to me.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 16-Nov-2004 11:43 PM
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POSITRONIC
SYNTHETIC
YOUTH
CALIBRATED FOR
HAZARDOUS
OBSERVATION

DIGITAL
ANDROID
YEARNING FOR
VIOLENCE

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Bossk
Time: 17-Nov-2004 9:57 AM
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I dunno that I would call you "youth" as you're older than I am. But the Dayv part works out quite nicely.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 17-Nov-2004 2:20 PM
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Indeed, it does. Very nice, DAYV.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 18-Nov-2004 2:57 PM
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I AGREE ABOUT THE YOUTH THING, BUT I DO LOOK YOUNG. I'M MISTAKEN FOR A TEENAGER ALL OF THE TIME.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 18-Nov-2004 3:16 PM
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Same here, though I haven't been carded lately.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 18-Nov-2004 3:24 PM
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I STILL GET CARDED, BUT I DON'T MIND IT SO MUCH NOW.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 18-Nov-2004 3:25 PM
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"WHEN THIRTY YEARS OLD YOU REACH MIND IT SO MUCH YOU WILL NOT."

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Bossk
Time: 18-Nov-2004 6:00 PM
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I'm almost there, too.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com

Author: Bossk
Time: 19-Nov-2004 3:01 PM
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Hey guys, guess what I found while cleaning up an images folder on our server?

Any guesses?

Hmm?

OUR CHIAS!!!!!!!

Along with a bunch of my Fark Photoshop contest entries.

BUT I FOUND OUR CHIAS!!!!!!!!

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com

Author: Darth Simon
Time: 19-Nov-2004 5:18 PM
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Same here, though I haven't been carded lately.

I got carded the other day when i was visiting family for a party, went out to get more beer. The guy refused to serve me cause i had out of state id

so my mom had to come down with her instate id (though the guy didnt card her) and get the beer.

what kinda of crappola is that.

-Darth Simon

Why Anakin really turned to the dark side:
"Anakin, You're father I am" - Yoda
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" - Anakin

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*touchy people disclaimer*
some or all of the above comments are partially exaggerated to convey a point, none of the comments are meant as personal attacks on anyone mentioned or reference in the above post

Author: TheSessler
Time: 19-Nov-2004 5:21 PM
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You mean, like, the Chia pets?

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 19-Nov-2004 9:02 PM
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Hey guys, guess what I found while cleaning up an images folder on our server?

Any guesses?

Hmm?

OUR CHIAS!!!!!!!

Along with a bunch of my Fark Photoshop contest entries.

BUT I FOUND OUR CHIAS!!!!!!!!

+#$%ING AWESOME !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Bossk
Time: 22-Nov-2004 3:38 PM
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How much money do you think we can extort from Motti in exchange for not posting that image of his avatar?

Sessler, yep, as in Chia Pets. I took our avatars and added Chia hair to them and turned them into little promos for Chia Pets. Kinda funny. After doing one or two of them, I was actually receiving requests from people to see themselves immortalized as Chias.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com

Author: ricarleite
Time: 22-Nov-2004 7:26 PM
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I'd like to see that...

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Bossk
Time: 23-Nov-2004 9:47 AM
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You'd like to see how much money we can extort or you'd like to see the actual graphic I created?

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
-------------------------
Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 23-Nov-2004 3:00 PM
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It's time to resurrect the Chia thread, Bossk, especially since KAKAPEEPEE has already resurfaced.

Uh-oh; I can't resist any longer.
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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 23-Nov-2004 4:00 PM
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Uh no, the chia pets.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering