Since Warbler is a Mangler Associate, we can't do anything to permanently damage him. We need his burgeoning expertise. So, we'll just mark him up a little bit. I'm thinking a big Cowboys logo tattoo on his chest, the likeness of Michael Irvin tat'd on his back, the name Bill Parcells tattooed across his ass, half his face colored silver and the other half blue. How's that sound? This way, we can still put him to work.
