This is a joke I made on a different forum, specifically for ex-Scientologists, but I felt like sharing it here. Although absolutely nobody here will understand it. But if you want, I'll explain it completely.

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You all want to know real inside Scientology shit? Wanna know how Scientologists talk to each other? Well here you go.

“I assessed an L4BRB on the pc, out-int read with an RS, but it was latent, so I had to keep the list correction going while doing a meter check. My TR 1 went out and I fumbled the command. The Senior C/S ordered me to video the session, or else I do Lowers. I’ll probably get a cram on that one. I hope he just writes an instruct to drill my next C/S, no Key Cramming Question is needed for this one. Every time I have to get my cram ruds flown, I try to make the meter read on PTP, so I can just itsa earlier-similar to F/N.”

Only real Scientologists will understand that joke.