Who's up for spelunking?

I think I know of some good caves nearby.  I should mention I am frightfully claustrophobic and a little scared of absolutely pitch black darkness and dead flashlight batteries.

And I have a weak bladder and scream like a girl.

Anyone?

YES.  Finally, you've hit the mark.  I'll be there in 20.

Alrighty.  I've got some rope, D cells, and Lightning McQueen Depends.  See you soon.

Alright, I'll bring my good socks.

Let me know if you find The New Thread Thread in the cave.