ray_afraid said:
So, Disney's makin' a movie about a young gunslingin' drug smuggler?
Yeah, right.
There's zero chance the young Han I've always envisioned (and SW alluded to) will be the character in this film.
How I Met Your Smuggler. It'll be wacky fun, centered on how Chewie and Han meet. Chewie's always having unintelligible arguments with Itchy, Malla, and Lumpy. Han rolls his eyes. There'll be a laugh track.