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Happy 4th of July! 2015 — Page 3

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Warbler said:

Neglify said:

This should be the new national anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0

 If that becomes America's national athem, I'll kill myself.

If that somehow does end up being America's anthem, I think America will kill itself. 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Mrebo said:

Warbler said:

Mrebo said:

Lyrically and melodically, America the Beautiful > The Star-Spangled Banner

 The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem, period end of sentence.  

Don't want to get your spangle in a twist but I'm afraid we will just have to disagree, #semicolon elipsis...

 ;)

 we'll see . . .

[old jedi mind trick]

Mrebo, you like the Star Spangled Banner as our national anthem.

Mrebo: I . . . I like the Star Spangled Banner as our national anthem.

Mrebo, you don't want to change our national anthem to America The Beautiful.

Mrebo: I . . . I don't want to  change our national anthem to America The Beautiful.

Let's leave well enough alone

Mrebo: Let;s leave well enough alone

discussion ended

Mrebo: discussion ended

[/old jedi mind trick]

Glad to hear you agree with me, Mrebo.

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darth_ender said:

If you guys haven't caught that I'm kidding and making reference to the overzealous banning of the Confederate flag, then I'm afraid you are utterly hopeless ;)

 Nope, you meant it, too late to back out now, you racist.

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Why thank you...my wife will be pleased...!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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Post Praetorian said:

my wife will be pleased...

Whoa now, if you're going to discuss your sex life, you might as well post some pics. 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Alright, here's her cake after we put it back together*:

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*Disclaimers: Post Praetorian is not included in the ''we'' as he is not currently in the same province as the cake. I claim no responsibility for the need to put the cake together.

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I assume by now that the cake has been once again taken apart...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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No he's putting an already whole cake together, presumably with some sort of magic.

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Wow, Ric2 posted a pic of his mom's juicy booty

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Post Praetorian said:

I assume by now that the cake has been once again taken apart...

 We've eaten the more intact side of it, yes.

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Now Ric2 says he ate his mom's booty!

Cue Warlber *sigh*

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I love cake.


Hate dessert though.

Cue Jay *BOOONG*

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Neglify said:

Now Ric2 says he ate his mom's booty!

Cue Warlber *sigh*

 Not sure if you know this, but Post is Ric2's dad...so you're making jokes about his wife...

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TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

Now Ric2 says he ate his mom's booty!

Cue Warlber *sigh*

 Not sure if you know this, but Post is Ric2's dad...so you're making jokes about his wife...

Yeah, I'm not a moron.  

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

Yeah, I'm not a moron.  

 ...oh what a relief...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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Neglify said:

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

Now Ric2 says he ate his mom's booty!

Cue Warlber *sigh*

 Not sure if you know this, but Post is Ric2's dad...so you're making jokes about his wife...

Yeah, I'm not a moron.  

 I don't know what this is supposed to mean.  Is it so unreasonable to think you might be missing that piece of information?

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TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

 Serious.

 still

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Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

 Serious.

 still

 still

Serious.

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He really is his dad. Not sure how you missed that. It's pretty well established on multiple threads. 

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I thought you were sworn to secrecy...?

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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I don't know,  I thought Post Praetorian had betrayed and murdered RicOlie_2's father.  I'll have to wait until the next movie comes out to find out for certain.

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We're in the next movie?! How come no one told us?!

EDIT: Wait, what next movie?