I started suspecting something wasn't quite straight with DrCrow's stories when he began periodically bringing up how he was on the verge of losing his Internet connection, how in a short period of time -- be it days, weeks, whatever -- he'd be left unable to return to the forums for an extended period of time. Every time this happened, though, he'd somehow get lucky and continue posting here with little perceivable interruption.

Now, I realize unlucky people get strokes of luck all the time. In his case, though, under the circumstances he claims to be under, I have trouble buying into it. If my family were under such dire circumstances -- and we're not exactly rolling in dough as it is -- Internet access would be the very first thing to go, and it would stay gone for a very long time.

I honestly think DrCrow might be a pathological liar.