TV's Frink said:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/06/bristol-palin-shares-depressing-pregnancy-news.html?mid=rainout_cut_feed_NY

I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.

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Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.

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I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.

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I do not want any sympathy.

Oh just shut the fuck up.

Are we sure the Palins are real people? More-and-more they sound like a fabrication created by the media to make fun of Republicans.