ray_afraid said:

Do you shave the hair off of your neck? If not, then, yes, you have a neckbeard. And it looks bad.

As I said: only approximately once per month or sometimes once every two weeks. I shave my mustache every other day, but this doesn't include my face; that is, the hair coming down from my sideburns which joins up with the hair on my anterior neck.

JEDIT: Which part of the neck are you referring to here? I'm referring to the portion immediately under my chin and jawline which stretches down to my Adam's Apple.

I don't give a shit if it looks bad or not. It gets my wife going, lets me be lazy*, and kinda helps me fit in with the other Software Engineers at my shop.

(* I have extremely coarse hair and very thin/sensitive skin, so shaving even with 64-blade WePromiseWeWon'tCutYou™ razors fucking sucks.)