Post #777028

Author: Possessed
Parent topic: Have A Rhyme Of A Time
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/777028/action/topic#777028
Date created: 20-Jun-2015, 9:12 PM

If I ain't cool my daddy gonna send me
To military school
If I ain't nice my girl gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late my teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
If I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
If I spray it on the seat lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin
I'll know I had it out when I shoulda left it in