Darth Ender
You speak as though you've been on a bender.
Fear not, tho I just
Because I am Possessed
But not, as Raigen, but Pazuzu
Or even honey boo-boo
But by chicken fried rice
"Look at you over there,
Ripping the sawdust from my teddy bear"
I quoth the fabled Alice Cooper
Though unfortunately that song is a pooper.