Fear not, dear Praetorian
We can go back in time
Not a flying Delorean
But a purpose to rhyme
See, without rhyme or reason
There's no reason to rhyme
So now is the season
To grant a topic sublime
Something deserving
Of this forum's discussions
Perhaps something unnerving
Like those arrogant Russians!
Or fast food! Or travel!
Some topic like those
Where readers can unravel
The purpose of our prose