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Post #775398

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DuracellEnergizer
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Date created
10-Jun-2015, 12:32 PM

I saw a mouse outside a window last night, and it didn't look like a regular house mouse; with its big eyes, big ears, and white underbelly, it looked a helluva lot like a hantavirus-carrying deer mouse.

So not only is my house poorly insulated -- with a leaky roof, broken doors, and bad wiring on top of it -- but it's exposed to potentially life-threatening vermin, too.

When my landlord dies, I hope he comes back as a mouse and gets eaten by a cat.