darth_ender said:
We are announcing the end of Team_Ender. Desertion was rampant and several wavering members had to be executed. The hive mind was infected with a supervirus, and we could not compete in terms of good looks with Team Olie. This proves very distressing, because at this point we might as well admit our now lost ambitions. You see, though we had great plans for Star Wars preservations of superior quality, they were all front operations for our master plan: a coup of originaltrilogy.com. Yes, we had amassed enough citizens to overthrow the Emperor known as "Jay" and replace him with darth_ender as the new Supreme Despot and other members comprising the lead council, the Politburo Of Overwhelming Power. But as we were preparing to place our shadow government into power, the structure collapsed on itself through corruption. Yes, that menace who kept calling our founder a poopyhead caused such a loss of confidence in darth_ender's leadership that an internal struggle broke out and many dead bodies now litter darth_ender's living room floor (he had to kill them all you see, because now he could not be sure who was on his side and who was against him--we're sure you all understand). The heretic who caused such commotion has yet to be located, and now with our secret police in disarray and faction fighting against faction, it has become impossible to locate the rebel scum. Therefore it is with agonizing sadness that we close this chapter in OT.com history and darth_ender's far reaching ambitions, hoping that one day the current regime will improve the site software and the order will again be restored to the Internet, in spite of the lack of the iron fist ender offered. Now we go into hiding.
Darth_ender, don't forget to change your password. "12345" was too easy anyway.
The End(er)
Or is it the beginning(er)?????
We feared this might happen.
*backs up all Team_Ender data to secret unknown offsite area. Sets thread to self destruct*
(Computer) awaiting first code:
code 1 1A
(Computer) awaiting second code:
code 1 1A 2 2B
(Computer) awaiting third code:
code 1 1A 2 2B 3
(Computer) awaiting final code:
code 0 0 0 destruct 0
(Computer) thread self destruct is engaged. Thread will destruct in 10 seconds.
*Launches all escape pods except for one, locks and seals off all exit doors. Uses remaining escape pod*
(Computer) 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Pigeon_Ender