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darth_ender said:

The heretic who caused such commotion has yet to be located, and now with our secret police in disarray and faction fighting against faction, it has become impossible to locate the rebel scum.

I admit it. It was I. I did it. I did it all. Not only that, but I'd do it again (and again and again and again ...). 

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I may not have my legions of secret police any longer but I am a well trained assassin in my own right.  Watch carefully folks, for one day we will no longer see the scribblings of a multiverse nut!

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Well that's too bad it had to end! I missed all the fun!!

Well hopefully Danfun will come back now anyways

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Sorry Duracell, I missed my period again so I'm putting 2 at the end of this sentance..

*edit: the beginning of that sentance sounds bad lol*

K. Let’s have this ride.

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And Warbler I think you did a great job assimilating everyone lol! I'm sorry I missed it all.

K. Let’s have this ride.

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I return...only to say that I can't return yet because Frink still refers to himself as Team Olie. Goodbye *SLAM*

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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Danfun128 said:

I return...only to say that I can't return yet because Frink still refers to himself as Team Olie. Goodbye *SLAM*

 Oh come on Danfun, are you kidding us? You need to put the winky face there so we can know for sure! I don't want you going away mad because you are thinking something's wrong when it isn't, but right now you've been told a lot of times it was a joke so you must realize that. This means you are kidding now, but don't forget that we might not realize it either. So put your smileys where they belong and come back here and play!

K. Let’s have this ride.

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darth_ender said:

We are announcing the end of Team_Ender.  Desertion was rampant and several wavering members had to be executed.  The hive mind was infected with a supervirus, and we could not compete in terms of good looks with Team Olie.  This proves very distressing, because at this point we might as well admit our now lost ambitions.  You see, though we had great plans for Star Wars preservations of superior quality, they were all front operations for our master plan: a coup of originaltrilogy.com.  Yes, we had amassed enough citizens to overthrow the Emperor known as "Jay" and replace him with darth_ender as the new Supreme Despot and other members comprising the lead council, the Politburo Of Overwhelming Power.  But as we were preparing to place our shadow government into power, the structure collapsed on itself through corruption.  Yes, that menace who kept calling our founder a poopyhead caused such a loss of confidence in darth_ender's leadership that an internal struggle broke out and many dead bodies now litter darth_ender's living room floor (he had to kill them all you see, because now he could not be sure who was on his side and who was against him--we're sure you all understand).  The heretic who caused such commotion has yet to be located, and now with our secret police in disarray and faction fighting against faction, it has become impossible to locate the rebel scum.  Therefore it is with agonizing sadness that we close this chapter in OT.com history and darth_ender's far reaching ambitions, hoping that one day the current regime will improve the site software and the order will again be restored to the Internet, in spite of the lack of the iron fist ender offered.  Now we go into hiding.

Darth_ender, don't forget to change your password.  "12345" was too easy anyway.

The End(er)

Or is it the beginning(er)?????

We feared this might happen.

*backs up all Team_Ender data to secret unknown offsite area.  Sets thread to self destruct*

(Computer) awaiting first code:

code 1 1A

(Computer) awaiting second code:

code 1 1A 2 2B

(Computer) awaiting third code:

code 1 1A 2 2B 3

(Computer) awaiting final code:

code 0 0 0 destruct 0

(Computer) thread self destruct is engaged.  Thread will destruct in 10 seconds.

*Launches all escape pods except for one, locks and seals off all exit doors.  Uses remaining escape pod*

(Computer) 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Pigeon_Ender

                                                                                     

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Hey you can't sign your name after the thread self-destructs! I'm calling BS!

;-)  <--see Danfun, a winky it saves us all lots of sadness. 

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Danfun128 said:

I return...only to say that I can't return yet because Frink still refers to himself as Team Olie. Goodbye *SLAM*

 And just like that, I no longer care whether or not you come back.

-Possessed

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darth_ender said:

I may not have my legions of secret police any longer but I am a well trained assassin in my own right.  Watch carefully folks, for one day we will no longer see the scribblings of a multiverse nut!

Too bad you can't kill me in all universes. *evillaugh* 

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Trident said:

Sorry Duracell, I missed my period again

It could be that he made you pregnant! You better check it out.

真実

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imperialscum said:

Trident said:

Sorry Duracell, I missed my period again

It could be that he made you pregnant! You better check it out.

 Yeah, that was the bad bit I was laughing about. <--period included for reference

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Possessed said:

Danfun128 said:

I return...only to say that I can't return yet because Frink still refers to himself as Team Olie. Goodbye *SLAM*

 And just like that, I no longer care whether or not you come back.

-Possessed

 Fine! If your opinion of me will go down because I made that comment, I will return in order to raise it again :P

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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imperialscum said:

Trident said:

Sorry Duracell, I missed my period again

It could be that he made you pregnant! You better check it out.

 Stop trying to do our job.

Team Olie.

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For the record, I wanted to make my return more dramatic...

unfortunately when I asked Jay permission for my little trick he said "no"...

try to guess what I was going to do.

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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Create a new and improved Danfun/LolBunny account?

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Make the thread actually self-destruct?

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Let me tell you. As long as the admins opinion of

socks

is going to be a negative one (pun not intended), There's no harm in doing so. (SPOILERS!)

A few days before "Team_Ender has fallen", I PMed Jay to ask about sock puppet accounts and banning rules

, had I gotten permission, I would have made a sock puppet account named Project_MSB (with an underscore, but you might not be able to tell that with this black background), using a proxy to make it less obvious where I was typing from. The MSB is "supposed" to stand for Managing Source Building, and the sock would have presented itself as an alternative to Github. Some of you would think I was a spambot, while others might have guessed at my true identity because MSB can also stand for Magic School Bus. Eventually I would have said that I was responsible for most of the hacking attempts on originaltrilogy.com and demanded that you move your site to my (nonexistent) database. If that didn't get my sock banned, I would have revealed my true identity and call myself the leader of Species 8472. I would have assumed that this whole thread would have died shortly afterward, but not before revealing that I never really hacked the site.

I might have made a comment under the lines of "Did that make you uncomfortable? Now you know who the Team_Ender business made me feel"

Had I been given the go ahead for my plan to start, how would you have reacted?

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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Don't know.  We can't read spoilers on our phones.

Team Olie

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Danfun128 said:

Let me tell you. As long as the admins opinion of

socks

is going to be a negative one (pun not intended), There's no harm in doing so. (SPOILERS!)

A few days before "Team_Ender has fallen", I PMed Jay to ask about sock puppet accounts and banning rules

, had I gotten permission, I would have made a sock puppet account named Project_MSB (with an underscore, but you might not be able to tell that with this black background), using a proxy to make it less obvious where I was typing from. The MSB is "supposed" to stand for Managing Source Building, and the sock would have presented itself as an alternative to Github. Some of you would think I was a spambot, while others might have guessed at my true identity because MSB can also stand for Magic School Bus. Eventually I would have said that I was responsible for most of the hacking attempts on originaltrilogy.com and demanded that you move your site to my (nonexistent) database. If that didn't get my sock banned, I would have revealed my true identity and call myself the leader of Species 8472. I would have assumed that this whole thread would have died shortly afterward, but not before revealing that I never really hacked the site.

I might have made a comment under the lines of "Did that make you uncomfortable? Now you know who the Team_Ender business made me feel

Had I been given the go ahead for my plan to start, how would you have reacted?

 It would have been a blast to see it, but I think it would just have made Team_Ender stronger as all the concerned citizens fled to them for safety lol

.<--period

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Danfun128 said:

Had I been given the go ahead for my plan to start, how would you have reacted?

I would have reacted like this:

 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Is that bunny supposed to be on an SNES? It's been compressed to hell, and doesn't look as colorful as it's supposed to!

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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We're just sad we never got to find out who was Team_Edward and who was Team_Jacob . . .

 

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