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Black Angel film found .... ESB related.

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This has to be at least the third time this film has been announced as "found" on this website... considering that I bought it last year on iTunes after a tip-off from the Off-Topic section.

Nevertheless, I do like that Black Angel is getting its fair share of publicity.

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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Yeah, and it's going to suck just like every other modern piece-of-shit remake has sucked.

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^I'm curious, is there anything you do like?

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A feature length version has some real potential... but even though Christian directed the original short, his filmography as of late has been pretty bad. Best case scenario this could be a great little film. Worst case scenario it could like like a Syfy channel original.

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The concept art on that indiegogo page does make it look like it will suck.

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joefavs said:

^I'm curious, is there anything you do like?

Adams, Bryan (c. 1980s)

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Army of Darkness

At least the first five seasons of Arthur (the animated kids' TV series)

A wide variety of different music made prior to the mid-2000s

B&W cinematography

Babylon 5

Batman

Bergman, Ingmar

Bertram, Laura

Black beans

Bronze Age comics

Brown, Clancy

Cable GuyThe

Camilla Belle's eyebrows

Campbell, Bruce

Cats

Combs, Jeffrey

Concept of theism, The

Concept of theistic evolution, The

Connelly, Jennifer

Corman, Roger

Curry, Tim

Dick, Philip K.

Dune (the novel and the film)

Edgar Allan Poe's horror stories (I haven't enjoyed most of his non-horror work)

First five seasons of Rugrats, The

First nine seasons of Simpsons, The

Furlan, Mira

Genesis (the band more than the book)

Hauer, Rutger

Highlander

Hong, James

Horror movies made prior to the 2000s

Ironside, Michael

Jackson, Michael

Jason Voorhees-styled hockey masks

Jodorowsky, Alejandro

Jones, James Earl

Karloff, Boris

Langenkamp, Heather

Lee, Christopher

Lightsaber colours beyond red, blue, green, and the occasional purple and yellow

Lynch, David

Madden, Guy

McCamus, Tom

Morissette, Alanis

Natural redheaded women

Nazi aesthetics (not ethics)

Nimoy, Leonard

O'Toole, Annette

O'Toole, Peter

Post-Crisis Superman

Price, Vincent

Quotes from the Bible

Quotes from Shakespeare

Saxon, John

Scott, George C.

Spider-Man

Spock

Stargate (1994)

Star Trek: TOS

Star Wars Expanded Universe (1977-1998), The

Star Wars Original Original Trilogy, The

Stephen King short stories (I find his novels to be a mixed bag)

Stop-motion animation

Strawberries

Tales from the Cryptkeeper

Tallman, Patricia

Twilight ZoneThe (original series)

Twin Peaks

Venom

Von Sydow, Max

Wilde, Kim

X-FilesThe

There's much, much more I could list, but this is all the patience I have to mention today.

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Just checking. Color me satisfied.

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Frankly I'm not sure how well a feature film version of Black Angel would work... unless they changed the ending.

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge is a fine short story, after all, but audiences would likely throw it against the wall after finishing if Ambrose Bierce had written the thing on the scale of War and Peace.

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”