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Vive la Résistance! Join the League of Bunnies.

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Citizens of originaltrilogy.com, I come in peace for those who still understand! The virus known as team_negative1 has grown strong. It's presence has gone unchecked...for a time. Now the virus has mutated into a stronger, more dangerous form: Team_Ender. It's aims are a mockery of the laws of the land. The assimilation must be stopped! Us survivors should band together in order to find a cure to this scourge. Here are the rules you must follow if you want to join!

1. There will be no leagueofbunnies account, or anything similar: Though we are a group, we are also individuals. We should speak with our own accounts while they are our own.

2. You should follow the rules set out by the admins: Team_Ender is dedicated to rebelling against the rules. The only rules they follow our their own. Be careful! We don't want any survivors banned.

3. Your individuality is what makes you a survivor: Always remember that. Your voice is your own. You may disagree with me on other issues, but we are all struggling together. We can't discard our freedom.

4. The hive mind of Team_Ender is not immortal: Like anything, it will die, and freedom will rise again in originaltrilogy.com. Unfortunately, the League of Bunnies isn't immortal either, so you have to be on your guard at all times.

5. Try not to turn every discussion into fodder for war: For the most part, we are a defensive organization. We should only attack Team_Ender if they attack first.

6. This war began in Off-Topic: It wouldn't be surprising if all of this was forgotten in a couple hours, days, or even weeks.

7. The Borg were defeated: If one of the most famous hive minds was defeated by Voyager, surely we can also defeat Team_Ender, and perhaps liberate members of that group from the hive mind.

Be bold, be strong. The war has only begun. Make your choice while it is still a choice to make!

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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Danfun128 said:

Citizens of originaltrilogy.com, I come in peace for those who still understand! The virus known as team_negative1 has grown strong. It's presence has gone unchecked...for a time. Now the virus has mutated into a stronger, more dangerous form: Team_Endor. It's aims are a mockery of the laws of the land. The assimilation must be stopped! Us survivors should band together in order to find a cure to this scourge. Here are the rules you must follow if you want to join!

1. There will be no leagueofbunnies account, or anything similar: Though we are a group, we are also individuals. We should speak with our own accounts while they are our own.

2. You should follow the rules set out by the admins: Team_Endor is dedicated to rebelling against the rules. The only rules they follow our their own. Be careful! We don't want any survivors banned.

3. Your individuality is what makes you a survivor: Always remember that. Your voice is your own. You may disagree with me on other issues, but we are all struggling together. We can't discard our freedom.

4. The hive mind of Team_Endor is not immortal: Like anything, it will die, and freedom will rise again in originaltrilogy.com. Unfortunately, the League of Bunnies isn't immortal either, so you have to be on your guard at all times.

5. Try not to turn every discussion into fodder for war: For the most part, we are a defensive organization. We should only attack Team_Endor if they attack first.

6. This war began in Off-Topic: It wouldn't be surprising if all of this was forgotten in a couple hours, days, or even weeks.

7. The Borg were defeated: If one of the most famous hive minds was defeated by Voyager, surely we can also defeat Team_Endor, and perhaps liberate members of that group from the hive mind.

Be bold, be strong. The war has only begun. Make your choice while it is still a choice to make!

 Wow! Team_Endor sounds terrible! Their aims are misguided.  Ours on the other hand include the correction of improper spelling and punctuation:

"its" is the possessive pronoun, not "it's"

"We" is the subjective plural first person pronoun, whereas "us" is the direct object of the sentence.  Therefore, "We survivors..." is correct, no "Us survivors..."

But otherwise we are with you and will help you fight this ridiculous menace!

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Um, dude, I think Team_Endor was a misspelling of Team_Ender...

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darth_ender said:

What!? We mean he is calling us a virus!

 FTFY. Don't forget the proper plural pronoun. And yes, he is calling us a virus.

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Whoa! Both of you us. Let's not jump to conclusions and engage in forum warfare. Remember, we were all friends not long ago.

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darth_ender said:

I like otemeel.

 *facepalm* Who is this? Is this Fuzzface? It should say, "We like otemeel."

Idiot.

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darth_ender said:

Whoa! Both of you us. Let's not jump to conclusions and engage in forum warfare. Remember, we were all friends not long ago.

 The time for rational thought has past. We are now at war!

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darth_ender said:

darth_ender said:

I like otemeel.

 *facepalm* Who is this? Is this Fuzzface? It should say, "We like otemeel."

Idiot.

 I like weeteys too.

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^^What are you doing? If we knew which of us you are, you'd totally get kicked out. What are you even talking about. We're going to PM the Inquisitor and he will find you.

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That was an opportunity for us to post one of several ot.com "care" pictures.

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*Looks at the Ender collective* Hello Fat Face!

I fixed the spelling. Now my aims are clear.

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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darth_ender said:

 The time for rational thought has past. We are now at war!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyeKYQdYISg

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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We will join if we will let us!

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Danfun128 said:

Citizens of originaltrilogy.com, I come in peace for those who still understand! The virus known as team_negative1 has grown strong. It's presence has gone unchecked...for a time. Now the virus has mutated into a stronger, more dangerous form: Team_Ender. It's aims are a mockery of the laws of the land. The assimilation must be stopped! Us survivors should band together in order to find a cure to this scourge. Here are the rules you must follow if you want to join!

1. There will be no leagueofbunnies account, or anything similar: Though we are a group, we are also individuals. We should speak with our own accounts while they are our own.

2. You should follow the rules set out by the admins: Team_Ender is dedicated to rebelling against the rules. The only rules they follow our their own. Be careful! We don't want any survivors banned.

3. Your individuality is what makes you a survivor: Always remember that. Your voice is your own. You may disagree with me on other issues, but we are all struggling together. We can't discard our freedom.

4. The hive mind of Team_Ender is not immortal: Like anything, it will die, and freedom will rise again in originaltrilogy.com. Unfortunately, the League of Bunnies isn't immortal either, so you have to be on your guard at all times.

5. Try not to turn every discussion into fodder for war: For the most part, we are a defensive organization. We should only attack Team_Ender if they attack first.

6. This war began in Off-Topic: It wouldn't be surprising if all of this was forgotten in a couple hours, days, or even weeks.

7. The Borg were defeated: If one of the most famous hive minds was defeated by Voyager, surely we can also defeat Team_Ender, and perhaps liberate members of that group from the hive mind.

Be bold, be strong. The war has only begun. Make your choice while it is still a choice to make!

 We are the Team_Ender.  You will be assimilated.   We will add your  uniqueness to our own.  Resistance is futile! 

*begins assimilating everyone in the Résistance*

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*swats warbler, watches him flutter away*

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Danfun128 said:

There will be no leagueofbunnies account, or anything similar

Capitalist lies.

You should follow the rules set out by the admins

Anti-Bolshevik nonsense.

Your individuality is what makes you a survivor

Counter-Marxist hullabaloo.

The hive mind of Team_Ender is not immortal

Bizarro Leninist yakety-yak.

Try not to turn every discussion into fodder for war

War fosters technological advancement and weeds the genetically inadequate from the peoples' pool.

This war began in Off-Topic

This war began when the first aristocrat came up with the concept of "private property".

The Borg were defeated

Mother Borgania lives! Mother Borgania lives still!

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Neglify said:

*swats warbler, watches him flutter away*

 *adapts and becomes swat proof*

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Is that SWAT proof, or swat proof?  Because if you're SWAT proof, then there are some tasks I need you to carry out for me...

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Warbler said:

Neglify said:

*swats warbler, watches him flutter away*

 *adapts and becomes swat proof*

*invents a swat-deproofing machine* 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.