Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

What the hell. Talk about the most retconned film franchise of all time; it makes even the retconning in the prequels look mild in comparison. Why piss all over the final lines of T2?

"'The Future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves'? Flush it down the toilet! We have to make a sequel somehow! Moneyz!"

I guess that's somewhat understandable - you want to make a sequel, but you can't, so you cheat and you make that clear from the start - but by the end of the movie, at least change the final message back to its original, positive meaning. What a creative way to piss people off. "Judgment Day is inevitable, you guys...we'll make the most of it!"

Also: worst groaner jokes I've seen and heard all year. It felt like it was missing a laugh track.

1.3 out of 5 CGI gravestones.

I can't imagine Genisys going over well.